Why the Hell Are China and South Africa Buddying Up in the Military Department?

Let’s get right to the point: China and South Africa are tightening their military bromance, and frankly, who the hell cares? We’ve got South Africa’s naval head honcho, Vice Admiral Monde Lobese, chilling in Beijing, while a Chinese navy frigate decided Cape Town was a good spot for a pit stop.

So what’s the big deal? China’s Defence Minister, Admiral Dong Jun, met up with Lobese and basically said, “Hey, we’re like brothers, despite the whole being thousands of miles apart thing.” Yeah, because nothing says brotherhood like a strategic military alliance. He even called their partnership “a golden age.” How poetic.

Lobese, not to be outdone in the diplomatic brown-nosing department, confirmed that China is one of South Africa’s BFFs, especially in the BRICS clique. They’re eager to keep this love affair going, pushing for even more military cuddles and cooperation.

Meanwhile, a PLA delegation was doing the rounds in South Africa, chatting about all the fun ways their militaries can work together. Peacekeeping, maritime security, joint training – you know, the usual military speed dating topics.

And why’s there a Chinese frigate in Cape Town, you ask? Because the CNS Xuchang, part of China’s 46th Naval Escort Task Force, decided to swing by unannounced. This ship’s been busy playing pirate patrol in the Gulf of Oman. Seems they needed a breather in Cape Town before heading back to the grind.

This all happens while South Africa and China keep their military bromance alive and well. Last November, South Africa hosted the ninth meeting of their Defence Committee, because why not? This little gathering saw South Africa’s Air Force boss, Lieutenant General Wiseman Mbambo, visit China in December, paying back a courtesy visit by China’s Air Force Commander.

Let’s not forget, this cozy relationship has history. China was South Africa’s anti-apartheid buddy, training ANC fighters back in the day. Fast forward, and in 1998, South Africa decided Taiwan wasn’t their type anymore, officially recognizing the People’s Republic of China.

They’ve had this Defence Committee thing going since 2000, formalized training and equipment handovers since 2004, and a notable increase in joint military activities recently. By 2014, Chinese naval task groups were practically regulars in Cape Town, and they even held multinational maritime exercises with Russia. Because nothing screams global peace and security like a good ol’ military exercise.

So, what does all this mean? Who knows, maybe just another chapter in the never-ending saga of international military bromances.

Frank Lee DILLIGAF!